who the fuck put the decaf coffee next to my regular coffee?? do you think this is a fucking joke???

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

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NO

kayla-bird:

itsvondell:

there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

protomagicalgirl:

A masterpost of the three most important works of art on the entire internet

((The Roll image comes from a jigsaw puzzle made by Kotobukiya))

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

happinessdeliveryservice:

D is for desire

D is also for donuts.

I desire donuts.

feefeeri:

feefeeri:

i finished evangelion

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moosekingofhell:

mydickisthealpha:

laheyheyy:

garbashians:

I only drink juices that describe me

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idk where you are but here fabuloso is a brand of floor cleaner and you probably do not want to drink that

sheepytina:

PUT PROTOMAN IN THE FUCKING TRASH

sheepytina:

PUT PROTOMAN IN THE FUCKING TRASH